Argh, you be stealing me booty. (Read that as you wish)

Title: Argh... I'm A Pirate
Artist: Zolof the Rock And Roll Destroyer
Album: The Popsicle EP
Release: 2004

Opinions: This is the single greatest song about sex ever, mostly because she uses pirate language as innuendo. In a very cute voice. Damn, I wish I was Rachael, you guys.